Oh, the utter randomness that is Irreverent Radio… you know you love it…
Taxi Driver dies after drinking pure liquid cocaine.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/taxi-driver-died-after-drinking-pure-liquid-cocaine-2030127.html
Woman leaves dog in car in 104* weather, at Costco. Dog dies. Woman was at Costco to buy dogfood. Woman RETURNS the food, bed and treats to Costco after finding the dog dead.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/local-breaking-news/maryland/woman-charged-in-dogs-hot-car.html?hpid=newswell
Ohio man shows kids at lemonade stand his own lemonade stand. Proof that only psychos and freaks migrate to Ohio. Sorry, Annoying Fat Kid! 
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/local-breaking-news/maryland/woman-charged-in-dogs-hot-car.html?hpid=newswell
Further proof of the batshittiness of everyone in Ohio. They want to build the Great Wall of Chia…
http://www.chicagotribune.com/classified/automotive/sns-ap-us-odd-green-sound-wall,0,2295410.story
FHA is now not loaning money for houses to people with FICA scores below 500. They were GIVING loans for those with under 500 scores?! WTF?!
http://money.cnn.com/2010/07/16/real_estate/tighter_FHA_requirements/index.htm?source=cnn_bin&hpt=Sbin
Sarah Palin is fucking illiterate. “misunderestimate” is GirlShawn’s favorite…
http://wonkette.com/416738/sarah-palin-proudly-confuses-her-illiteracy-with-genius
Finicky eating habits could be an early sign of Autism
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/08599200467600
Glenn Beck (Who raped and murdered a girl in 1990, allegedly) is going blind. Might have something to do with raping and murdering that girl.
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/07/19/glenn-beck-i-might-be-going-blind/
Good news! As of Tomorrow, GirlShawn will be at her most attractive, ever!
http://www.indiavision.com/news/article/lifestyle/80421/
Happy Birthday, Amazon.com!
http://consumerist.com/2010/07/a-look-back-at-online-shopping-as-amazon-turns-15.html
Skokie, IL woman dies after hoarding so much trash in her home that it was piled to the ceiling.. firefighters had to saw a hole in her roof to extract her body
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2513678,horder-woman-garbage-found-home-072010.article
Guy tries to extort money from his 17-year-old girlfriend by threatening to distribute video of them having sex if he doesn’t pay him money she owes, girlfriend tells police about threat, guy now facing child pornography charges. Oops…
http://www.kfab.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=122285&article=7372918
Food lies our parents told us as kids…
http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2010/07/21/lunch-lies-dinner-deceits-tasty-truths/?hpt=C2
Soup Nazi reopens his soup stand… nope, still no soup for you…
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3940689/Soup-Nazi-inspiration-reopens
Expensive coffee made from cat poop may not be clean. In other news, your mom may not be a virgin…
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3936800/Cat-dung-coffee-may-be-unclean
Lady Gaga flavored tea — what, does it taste like strap-ons and shame?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3938385/Lady-Gaga-flavoured-tea
Oakland’s back in the news… now they’re building marijuana factories. Seriously.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/US/oakland-approves-marijuana-factories/story?id=11209664
So, let’s review: shoot a home invader, and everything’s cool. Tackle him and hold him until the police arrive? YOU’RE UNDER ARREST, BUDDY.
http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=952628
Teabaggers fall for fake Onion story that’s 3 years old. In other news, Teabaggers are not very fucking brilliant.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/idiots-everywhere-fall-for-fake-onion-story
I’ll take two sprinkled donuts, some milk from the cooler, and all the cash in your drawer, please.
http://www.fox5vegas.com/news/24339976/detail.html
Mother of the year leaves three kids in filthy, rat-infested home while she takes a trip to a theme park.
http://www.14wfie.com/global/story.asp?s=12844139
CUTE ALERT! Polar bears eating watermelons!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/polar-bears-eating-watermelons
Family takes in baby skunk, raises it as pet, finds out it has rabies. Everyone get in line for your rabies shot. And we’re probably going to have to kill your dog. lol.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20100721/NEWS/100721001/1001/NEWS/Iowa-family-s-baby-skunk-had-rabies
Industrious homeless man walks into a closed down bar with no liquor license… opens it as his own.
http://m.sacbee.com/sacramento/db_99541/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=w6HxI9o4&src=cat
AxeCop & Dr. McNinja… if you’ve actually heard about this… you need to get laid.
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/19/axe-cop-dr-mcninja-teamup/
Want to stay in a relationship? Don’t go to romantic comedies. Seriously.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=11213427
Parents of kid injured during a game of Tee-Ball want the school district to ban Tee-Ball. The kid is 14.
http://www.ajc.com/news/parents-want-to-see-574735.html
40 foot whale lands on the deck of a 30 foot yacht. There’s pictures!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296474/Spot-endangered-species-yacht-trip-turns-modern-day-Moby-Dick-southern-right-whale-lands-deck-couple.html
Australian film festival bans “Canadian gay zombie porn”
http://www.canada.com/entertainment/movie-guide/Canadian+zombie+porn+banned+from+film+festival/3303687/story.html
Man jailed for assaulting ex with poutine.
http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/2010/07/21/14778191.html
Def Leppard on hiatus for a year. Boo!
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/def-leppard-takes-a-year-off_1154580
Kid who was bullied into committing suicide was not a sweet, innocent angel after all…
http://www.slate.com/id/2260952/entry/2260953/
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Also, a very happy birthday to our very own GirlShawn!